Friday, September 23, 2011

Halloween Corny Joke Contest Of Infamy Here

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Can you tell I get a little excited about Halloween? Well, I do. It's my favorite holiday, second only to Christmas. To me, it's the funnest. 

So, to celebrate a little early, I decided to have a contest for the best Corny Halloween Joke. Or, you can actually tell a good one. That would be awesome. But they have to be original--come up with them on your own--with no help from your neighbors (No peaking! That's cheating). (That almost rhymed. Wow, I'm a dork). 
I'll start off. And let me warn you, mine is really really REALLY corny. 


Okay, so mine is too embarrassing to share.  HA.

I'll give everyone one week to post their jokes in the comments section of this blog post and I'll announce the winner next Friday (or Thursday or Wednesday if no one enters =) and then I will win and be the awesomest of them all!). You are also welcome to vote on your favorite and I may or may not take that into consideration.

The winner will receive a pat on the back from me. No trade-ins, no cash equivalents, and definitely no turn downs. I will pat you on the back and you will love it and cherish it for all time. It will be a day that goes on in infamy in your memory 'til you're old...or at least as old as me. =/ Oh, and there's no expiration date on this. I can give you the pat any old time, via email, in person (well, okay, not in person, that would be weird...unless I know you I.R.L. and we're buddies and stuff), on Facebook so all your friends can see, or on Twitter so the whole world can see. Or not. That was just one of many options. I like having options my self, so....
Okay, I'll stop. 


(here's are some photos for inspiration)

Come on, you know you're laughing, too.


LPB said...

Ok I will try to get the ball rolling ;)

When the great pumpkin gets a crack in his shell, what does he use to fix it?

A pumpkin patch :)

JaNae said...

Hey Kathryn
I thought I better do this in honor of my dad. I'm not sure if he would have recieved this...

Whey are there fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Ah, dad.

Kathryn Packer Roberts said...

Ha! Janae, I just love your dad!

Wurby said...

What did the Skeleton say to the Vampire?
You suck! Heehe. :)

Cousin Josh Pearson

Kathryn Packer Roberts said...

Ha, Josh, yes that was pretty corny =) Thanks to all my fam for coming out and giving me their corny jokes.

S. L. Hennessy said...

Haha, these are great. Sorry I missed the contest!! I too am SOOO excited it's FINALLY Halloween season (already posted about it myself!).

P.S. I'm a new follower and love your blog. Can't wait to hear more :)