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Can you tell I get a little excited about Halloween? Well, I do. It's my favorite holiday, second only to Christmas. To me, it's the funnest.
So, to celebrate a little early, I decided to have a contest for the best Corny Halloween Joke. Or, you can actually tell a good one. That would be awesome. But they have to be original--come up with them on your own--with no help from your neighbors (No peaking! That's cheating). (That almost rhymed. Wow, I'm a dork).
I'll start off. And let me warn you, mine is really really REALLY corny.
Okay, so mine is too embarrassing to share. HA.
I'll give everyone one week to post their jokes in the comments section of this blog post and I'll announce the winner next Friday (or Thursday or Wednesday if no one enters =) and then I will win and be the awesomest of them all!). You are also welcome to vote on your favorite and I may or may not take that into consideration.
The winner will receive a pat on the back from me. No trade-ins, no cash equivalents, and definitely no turn downs. I will pat you on the back and you will love it and cherish it for all time. It will be a day that goes on in infamy in your memory 'til you're old...or at least as old as me. =/ Oh, and there's no expiration date on this. I can give you the pat any old time, via email, in person (well, okay, not in person, that would be weird...unless I know you I.R.L. and we're buddies and stuff), on Facebook so all your friends can see, or on Twitter so the whole world can see. Or not. That was just one of many options. I like having options my self, so....
Okay, I'll stop.
GO TO IT PEOPLE!
(here's are some photos for inspiration)
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